Statutory Grape

statutory grape

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Cuddlecore? That's like so 1994, isn't it? Apparently not in Silver Lake, the L.A. neighborhood that spawned the six-piece girl band Sissy Bar. The group, in fact, is about as cuddly as a $7,000 Tickle Me Elmo doll. And unless you've already had your fill of plastic-flower-barrette hairstyles and Judy Blume flashbacks, chances are you'll find something warm and endearing about Sissy Bar's debut album, Statutory Grape.

Just about everything having to do with Sissy Bar is so damn cute you can't decide whether to hug them or slap them silly. The voices are girly and angelic, the lyrics childlike. Synths blip and bleep like toys, while the banjo adds a playful down-home touch. Mix all this together with some clangy pop/punk-style bass, guitar, and drums, and you've got a group that combines the most precious elements of Beat Happening, Jonathan Richman, the B-52s, and L.A.'s that dog.

The songs on Statutory Grape mostly run the gamut of sixth-grade experience. "Magic Bunny" investigates the mystical powers of stuffed animals. "Sad II Say" revisits the tragic story of how unicorns disappeared from the earth. "Why? (The Bowling Ball Song)" confronts the problem of people who borrow things and don't give them back. The faux earnestness works best when it's most overstated ("The Bellman"'s bizarre humor), but fails when it's least believable (their Jackie Collins tribute). At their most over-the-top, Sissy Bar succeed in turning Snoop Doggy Dogg's "Gin and Juice" into irresistible indie-pop. You haven't experienced gangsta rap until you've heard the girly voice of lead singer Joy sweetly cooing, "I've got bitches in the living room getting it on." Kids these days, I tell ya. --Roni Sarig

Statutory Grape,Sissy Bar,Sugar Fix Recordings,Lo-Fi,Pop,Popular Music,Rock,Rock/Pop


Statutory Grape
Statutory Grape
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • Lo-Fi Snoop Doggie Dogg? Ya gotta get it!
  • It's not genius, but it's damn funny
Statutory Grape
Sissy Bar
Manufacturer: Sugar Fix Recordings
ProductGroup: Music
Binding: Audio CD

Lo-FiLo-Fi | Indie & Lo-Fi | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
GeneralGeneral | Rock | Styles | Music
Pop RockPop Rock | Pop | Styles | Music
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  1. All or Nothing

ASIN: B000008A5A
Release Date: 1998-06-16

Tracks:

  1. Wily
  2. Sno-Cave
  3. Bald Man Be Free
  4. Trailer Song
  5. Magic Bunny
  6. Why? (The Bowling Ball Song)
  7. Gin And Juice
  8. Sad II Say
  9. Punk Fries
  10. The Bellman
  11. Pear Shaped Girl
  12. Do It!!!
  13. Drunk With Love
  14. Jackie
  15. Kra-Z Weed
  16. Driftwood Collection
  17. (Our Pet Is...) Happy Pet
  18. Bonus Track 1

Amazon.com

Cuddlecore? That's like so 1994, isn't it? Apparently not in Silver Lake, the L.A. neighborhood that spawned the six-piece girl band Sissy Bar. The group, in fact, is about as cuddly as a $7,000 Tickle Me Elmo doll. And unless you've already had your fill of plastic-flower-barrette hairstyles and Judy Blume flashbacks, chances are you'll find something warm and endearing about Sissy Bar's debut album, Statutory Grape.

Just about everything having to do with Sissy Bar is so damn cute you can't decide whether to hug them or slap them silly. The voices are girly and angelic, the lyrics childlike. Synths blip and bleep like toys, while the banjo adds a playful down-home touch. Mix all this together with some clangy pop/punk-style bass, guitar, and drums, and you've got a group that combines the most precious elements of Beat Happening, Jonathan Richman, the B-52s, and L.A.'s that dog.

The songs on Statutory Grape mostly run the gamut of sixth-grade experience. "Magic Bunny" investigates the mystical powers of stuffed animals. "Sad II Say" revisits the tragic story of how unicorns disappeared from the earth. "Why? (The Bowling Ball Song)" confronts the problem of people who borrow things and don't give them back. The faux earnestness works best when it's most overstated ("The Bellman"'s bizarre humor), but fails when it's least believable (their Jackie Collins tribute). At their most over-the-top, Sissy Bar succeed in turning Snoop Doggy Dogg's "Gin and Juice" into irresistible indie-pop. You haven't experienced gangsta rap until you've heard the girly voice of lead singer Joy sweetly cooing, "I've got bitches in the living room getting it on." Kids these days, I tell ya. --Roni Sarig

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Lo-Fi Snoop Doggie Dogg? Ya gotta get it!.......1999-01-15

Musically, very similar to the first Rentals album. Vocally, very cute girl punk(ish) stuff. Lyrically, hillarious. Overall, wonderful when you just don't know what else to put on. This is the musical epitome of Los Angeles for those who get the joke. Though the lyrics are very funny, them music is very well written and (kind of well) performed. But the capper is "Gin and Juice." You don't get much funnier than that. Not to mention "Pear Shaped Girl" and the ever poigniant and truthful "Punk Fries." Buy it! Make them make another album!

4 out of 5 stars It's not genius, but it's damn funny.......1998-12-31

If you're looking for a CD that you can listen to with friends and be able to stop everything to say "What did she just say?" thus spawning a new phrase that will reverberate through you circle's vocabulary, this is the disk.

And just to hear their cover of Snoop Doggy Dog's Gin and Juice is worth the price of the whole disk. Pick it up.
Statutory Grape
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Statutory Grape
    Sissybar
    Manufacturer: Allegro Corporation
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD
    ASIN: B000N0TNNM
    Release Date: 1996-03-23
    Statutory Grape
    Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    • Lo-Fi Snoop Doggie Dogg? Ya gotta get it!
    • It's not genius, but it's damn funny
    Statutory Grape
    Sissy Bar
    Manufacturer: Sugar Fix
    ProductGroup: Music
    Binding: Audio CD

    Lo-FiLo-Fi | Indie & Lo-Fi | Alternative Rock | Styles | Music
    Similar Items:
    1. All or Nothing

    ASIN: B0000059RW
    Release Date: 1996-01-01

    Tracks:

    1. Wily
    2. Sno-Cave
    3. Bald Man Be Free
    4. Trailer Song
    5. Magic Bunny
    6. Why? (The Bowling Song)
    7. Gin and Juice
    8. Sad II Say
    9. Punk Fries
    10. Bellman
    11. Pear Shaped Girl
    12. Do It!
    13. Drunk Luv
    14. Jackie
    15. Kra-Z Weed
    16. Driftwood Collection
    17. (Our Pet Is...) Happy Pet

    Amazon.com

    Cuddlecore? That's like so 1994, isn't it? Apparently not in Silver Lake, the L.A. neighborhood that spawned the six-piece girl band Sissy Bar. The group, in fact, is about as cuddly as a $7,000 Tickle Me Elmo doll. And unless you've already had your fill of plastic-flower-barrette hairstyles and Judy Blume flashbacks, chances are you'll find something warm and endearing about Sissy Bar's debut album, Statutory Grape.

    Just about everything having to do with Sissy Bar is so damn cute you can't decide whether to hug them or slap them silly. The voices are girly and angelic, the lyrics childlike. Synths blip and bleep like toys, while the banjo adds a playful down-home touch. Mix all this together with some clangy pop/punk-style bass, guitar, and drums, and you've got a group that combines the most precious elements of Beat Happening, Jonathan Richman, the B-52s, and L.A.'s that dog.

    The songs on Statutory Grape mostly run the gamut of sixth-grade experience. "Magic Bunny" investigates the mystical powers of stuffed animals. "Sad II Say" revisits the tragic story of how unicorns disappeared from the earth. "Why? (The Bowling Ball Song)" confronts the problem of people who borrow things and don't give them back. The faux earnestness works best when it's most overstated ("The Bellman"'s bizarre humor), but fails when it's least believable (their Jackie Collins tribute). At their most over-the-top, Sissy Bar succeed in turning Snoop Doggy Dogg's "Gin and Juice" into irresistible indie-pop. You haven't experienced gangsta rap until you've heard the girly voice of lead singer Joy sweetly cooing, "I've got bitches in the living room getting it on." Kids these days, I tell ya. --Roni Sarig

    Customer Reviews:

    4 out of 5 stars Lo-Fi Snoop Doggie Dogg? Ya gotta get it!.......1999-01-15

    Musically, very similar to the first Rentals album. Vocally, very cute girl punk(ish) stuff. Lyrically, hillarious. Overall, wonderful when you just don't know what else to put on. This is the musical epitome of Los Angeles for those who get the joke. Though the lyrics are very funny, them music is very well written and (kind of well) performed. But the capper is "Gin and Juice." You don't get much funnier than that. Not to mention "Pear Shaped Girl" and the ever poigniant and truthful "Punk Fries." Buy it! Make them make another album!

    4 out of 5 stars It's not genius, but it's damn funny.......1998-12-31

    If you're looking for a CD that you can listen to with friends and be able to stop everything to say "What did she just say?" thus spawning a new phrase that will reverberate through you circle's vocabulary, this is the disk.

    And just to hear their cover of Snoop Doggy Dog's Gin and Juice is worth the price of the whole disk. Pick it up.

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